Choosing World Leaders


It is time to choose a world leader. Here is the scoop on three leading candidates you can select from.

Candidate A: Associates with ward healers and consults with astrologists. He has had two mistresses, chain smokes cigarettes, and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B: Was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college, and drinks a quart of brandy every evening.

Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero, a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer, and hasn't had any illicit affairs.


Which of these candidates is your choice??

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt

Candidate B is Winston Churchill

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler