Things We'd Like To See On Company Motivational Posters
- If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better
- It's only unethical if you get caught.
- The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to
- Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job
WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
- Sure, You may not like working here, but we pay your rent.
- If you think we're a bad firm, you should see our rivals!
- Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it
by killing all those who opposed them.
- We put the "k" in "kwality"
- If something doesn't feel right, you're not feeling the right thing.
- Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
- A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a
- If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos...then you
probably haven't completely understood the situation.
- ABANDON ALL HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE....
- We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We
are union members!
- Two days without a Human Rights Violation!
- Your job is still better than asking "You want fries with that?"
- We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile.
- Plagiarism saves time.
- If at first you don't succeed - try management.
- At least you're not being rectally probed by aliens.
- Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
- Never quit until you have another job.
- TEAMWORK....means never having to take all the blame yourself.